Did you know Canada gives money to people just so they can learn French in a city that doesn’t suck goat asshole? I got clued into the Explore program a few weeks ago and am finishing up my application as we speak. Toronto was an option, but I’ve been to Glendon College and I say MEH. I applied for Montreal, Vancouver and Ottawa in that order. I hope I get it. 5 weeks in another city to learn French, free room and board with possible work placements afterwards? I’m down.

On a hasher note, I’m reading Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler. Fucking disturbing. Loves it. Feminist post-apocalyptic dystopian novels might just be my favourite new sub-sub-sub-sub-genre. As long as the gratuitous death keeps up, that is.