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Stolen title is stolen. My brother uses that quote every year in his MSN name or his Facebook status, but I must echo the sentiment. It’s been a long day, week, month and year.

My Christmas will be a sedate one. I’ll wake up late on Christmas Eve and stay in bed until noon. I’ll probably read some H.P. Lovecraft and watch anime until it’s time to break my fast. I’ll mill about this house, tidy my room, and chat with my family.

I won’t listen to a single Christmas song, or if I do, it’ll blare out of a tinny speaker in a restaurant, or in the mall, before dinner, as I go overboard, buying last-minute additions to gifts. I’ll walk through the shops alone and smirk at people who left it all to the last minute. I’ll buy a gift card or two and leave the mall feeling victorious.

In the evening I’ll visit with my friend Jenny and we will eat. I plan to have just a bit too much to drink. I’ll wonder about my friends, and hope that they won’t be lonely. It’s awful to feel lonely on Christmas.

I’ll wrap my siblings’ gifts, wondering how my sister always wraps her gifts so neatly. Mine will have far too much tape on them, and will probably stick to the floor beneath the Christmas tree.

I will eat far too much at dinner, and I will eat far too much dessert when I return home.

I’ll probably watch the Nightmare Before Christmas and get a little bit teary-eyed during “Sally’s Song”.

I will go to bed and wonder what’s left to be done. There is nothing, but I’ll feel as if I have forgotten something. Every year, I go to bed on Christmas and feel this way. I have forgotten something important, something that I haven’t done, or haven’t got, and it will make me wonder.

“Let me sleep, it’s Christmas time.”

I will awaken on Christmas morning, and I’ll have forgot what I’ve forgotten.

It’s been over 3 months since my last blog post. It’s been really easy to make excuses to not write, the most convenient being that I’ve felt like I have nothing original to contribute. I work at a pretty pointless job and I feel utterly disconnected from things that matter. Being a call centre monkey makes me feel like my opinions, whether they be incisive, outlandish or something else entirely, don’t matter at all.

I have let myself become defined by my job.

Supposing that the weight of one’s opinions is defined solely on the character of the person expressing them is rather illogical. There is such a thing as authority, of course. Opinions on what needs to be done about climate change, for example, mean more coming from an environmental scientist than from a douchebag American Republican senator (here’s looking at you, Inhofe). Credibility must be earned.

But there’s always more to it than that, isn’t there? Sometimes an utterance can simply have the ring of truth. I think that, given my own belief about how little I matter, I began to doubt the validity of my own observations. That is a fear that many writers can relate to, I think. But instead of just writing through it, I dismissed my writing as trivial.

And it is trivial. To everyone else. To me it’s vital.

The one thing that everyone can be a truly credible source about is one’s own worldview. My observations can to you be completely meaningless, but it’s the only thing that, as long as I’m honest, I can put into words and feel like I can create that ring of truth.

So, that being said, some brief observations, to basically recap the past few months:

- Comcast is a fucking terrible company with a bullshit business model and utter disdain for its customers. It’s proof-positive that no corporation should ever have too much control over any industry. The Comcast-NBC merger seems to me a pretty effective attempt to hold on to an outdated and irresponsible business model. I am of the opinion that media should be as accessible as possible, and should not only be for the eyes and ears of people who can dish out over $2000 a year on cable services. Comcast has taken the opposite approach, and I hope they sink for it.

- In spite of the above observations, knowing full well that Comcast lacks any real kind of customer care, the Comcast customers I deal with regularly are by-and-large the most entitled and ignorant bunch of knuckle-dragging twits I have ever had the displeasure of being yelled at by. There is a game to be played to get what you want, folks, and some of you have caught on, but ranting and wailing about how much your cable/internet/phone service sucks (no matter how true) isn’t going to get you anywhere. Think about how capitalism works, choose your words carefully, and you’ll get what you want. Gnashing your teeth, beating your chest and cursing us is going to get you terminal holds and generally ineffectual customer service. Yes, I understand you’re frustrated, but no, I don’t really care. I take more calls in a day than anyone else on my campaign. I don’t have to energy to care. I want to fix your problem, pacify you, and move on to the next poor sucker who got overcharged.

- Reading for fun is so fucking awesome. I totally forgot that for a while. Writing for fun is equally if not more awesome. Books clubs are utterly pretentious, yes, but also completely rad. Cheers to the written word.

- I have not been forced to hear any Christmas music this year. I don’t miss it at all. You can take whatever Proustian nostalgia “Silver Bells” or “Winter Wonderland” awakens in you and festively shove it up your ass. The only Sleigh Bells I want to hear this year are an art-noise outfit from New York. I will, however, humbly accept any gifts and have already reveled in my Christmas baking.

Man, that felt good.

The Players.

The Players.

Honest people beware, you have just entered the Liar Game.

This manga slapped me upside the head while I was reading my boards. Someone was raving about it, calling it the new Death Note. That made me curious, although being compared to Death Note is at best a mixed blessing. Its over-the-top 30 Xanatos Pileups and a Harajuku gothic veneer made Death Note a good read once through, but it’s not something I’ll ever come back to. Some of the revelations and leaps in logic made me roll my eyes, and the second half of the manga was definitely a lot weaker than the first.

Liar Game, though, makes the back-and-forth mind games not just the best part of its story, but the entire premise.

The story revolves around Nao Kanzaki, a stupidly honest girl, naive to the core, who winds up with more than she bargained for when she opens a mysterious package with a note attached:

Congratulations! You are one of the 1 in 100,000 people who have been entered in the amazing LIAR GAME TOURNAMENT!
Along with the postcard there are 100 million yen in notes. That’s the beginning of the Liar Game. When the game ends, in 30 days, you will have to return your 100 million. If your opponent steals them, he can keep them as a prize, and you will have a debt of 100 million…

Naturally, Nao thinks it’s all a joke at first, but soon she sees how incredibly screwed she actually is. Upon realizing this, she begs for the help of a notorious con man named Shinichi Akiyama. Little does she know that Akiyama has his own plans for the Liar Game…

I read all 83 available chapters of the manga in one sitting. It’s beyond engrossing. Each round of the Liar Game introduces us to a new game and a new set of characters, and every round the stakes are higher. And, as a reader, each game gets better. The games are logic puzzles, and the manga is deeply steeped in game theory. A knowledge of social dynamics and zero-sum games is key to winning the games (and to truly enjoy the manga) and the real joy is to be able to figure out how people are manipulating the games to suit their own ends. And the characters, unlike Death Note, are actually likeable. Nao’s desire for honesty and fair play becomes a pivotal plot point, and everyone has the own reasons to keep on playing. This manga is pure crack. Go read it!

I think for the rest of this summer I’m gonna try for a consistent blogging schedule: three times a week minimum Monday, Wednesday and Friday, with each day devoted to a specific subject:

Monday: You Should(n’t) Be _____ing This. Reviews and recommendations from the various media I consume.

Wednesday: Personal blog/poetry.

Friday: Bitching about politics/gay rights/et cetera.

I believe this to be a workable plan and will start tonight for my first post tomorrow. I’ve been listening to new music like crazy so I have a lot stockpiled to rant and or rave about. The only thing I’ve been consistent with in terms of blogging is my utter inability to keep my promises and keep up the pace, but I think a more topical approach will keep me on the ball.

Wish me luck.

My 100% happy post. These cats are playing in Hamilton soon and I must be there.

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This post actually isn’t going to be about Family Day. People like it, people don’t, people find it absurd. Whatever. I dig the holiday pay.

Minor celebrity sighting today. Dallas Green came to the store. I wasn’t sure it was him until one of the other customers turned around and called him out. He actually looked pretty cute with facial hair. I didn’t say anything to him besides my typical quick “Hi!” and the price of his beverage. No, I don’t remember what it was.

Two of my old co-workers came into the store today, one I like and one I wish would be erased from history for she is the most loathsome hag I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. Now she knows where I work, and she blindsided me by asking for my cell phone number so I could “help fix her computer”. I’m gonna screen that shit like a blood test. How do you politely say: “No, you can’t have my cell phone number, you bitch-harpy”?

Anyway, the main point of my post is that I’m going to stop promising I’m going to post more. Retail sucks the will to write out of me. That’s all there is to it. Blogging doesn’t really count in my books. All of the good, creative shit I should be doing bounces around my head in the morning, usually while I’m making popcorn or small-talk with the customers and vanishes before I get a chance to get it down. Action without stimulus. I’m doing such menial tasks that I don’t have to think about for hours on end and it just fucking kills my creativity. So, I’ll post when I feel like it. Hopefully that will happen more often.

I haven’t post a poem in months. That makes me really fucking sad, actually, even if no one wants to see that shit. I’m going to force myself to write something soon, probably in a specific form of some kind. Maybe another sonnet.

AGH WHY CAN’T I JUST WRITE

I would really like to get through a month of blogging without taking a week-long break from it, but once again I failed to have been inspired by much of anything lately. I think this is perhaps symptomatic of my seemingly endless sojourn in quarter-life limbo. I’ve applied to graduate now, though, so at least I feel like I have a real springboard to move on and out, and if I get into that French program it’s very likely that I won’t return for a very,very long time.

A few things I wanted to talk about though:

  • Obama backtracked on repealing the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for gays serving in the U.S. military. Yet another disappointment for the LGBT down south. Canada not only allows gays to serve openly in the military, but actually allows gay wedding ceremonies to happen on military bases. Get your shit together, Obama. The studies have been done. End the madness.
  • A woman was set on fire outside a stripclub in Tarzana. Setting aside any potential feminist issues here, that is just an incredibly heinous act. How cruel does one have to be, how detached from reality, in order to douse another human being in lighter fluid and throw a match on them? This was apparently the result of a personal argument between the woman and two of the bar’s patrons. However, there was also the case of a homeless man who suffered a similar fate in October of last year, which seems to indicate that people will do this kind of thing pretty randomly. Let’s not have this be the start of a new trend, please.
  • On a much, much lighter note, tunethousandnine continues its glorious release streak. I plan on busting out a bunch of mini-reviews of albums soon, but it’s been damn hard to keep up with the amount of quality aural candy out there.
  • I will be soon be training on the video side of That’s Entertainment, thus solidifying my status in the Bowtie Brigade and hopefully picking up more hours during the week. Make money, save money, leave. It’s all coming together.

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You know how there are places where you just feel right at home? That’s me at the Dance Cave. Some friends and I rolled into the ‘Cave last night and the music was pretty much amazing the whole night through. I got to play the beard on multiple occasions last night (often with hilarious results) and I just danced the shit out of it.

Another place that feels like home is Boom. Best breakfast place ever? Yes. Yes it is. No question. Their Two Egg Breakfast  is THE crowning culinary achievement of mankind. And the rest of the menu stacks up pretty favourably. One day I’m going to bring like $100 of disposable income and just make a pig of myself. Perhaps I’ll bring a friend…to watch the ensuing carnage.

When I made it back home from Toronto today, I felt oddly out of place. My grandparents were over for a visit and I just wanted to vanish into my bedspread for a few hours. Which I did, rudely enough. After the appetizer I went to rest my head and ended sleeping through the main course. Oh well, I’ll make it up on Christmas, somehow. ‘Tis the season, after all.

I already miss Toronto. Soon. Soon I’ll be there and not here.

To what does heaven yield
but the ashen voice
breathing the Rapture
suck in the holy air
gulp down heaven
to soothe your gravel tones
Heaven will yield to
a choking supplicant
one whose worship
is caught in cords
your praise is heard
so rest your weary bones

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